Whoever said email was ‘impersonal’? There’s someone out in cyberspace who knows not just my email address. HE knows my innermost fears, my darkest desires, my deepest complexes.
Is someone I know talking to me via bulk mail? Take this one from Impulspro@hotmail.com which arrives with the predictability of my morning paper.
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I’ve never made a clean breast of my breast complexes. But HE knows my cup size, that I’m from Asia and that I’m teetering on the edge of financial disaster. Look at the reminder I got from HIM via DestroyDet@yahoo.com:
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* Tired of Calls From Bill Collectors?
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I’d love to start living again. But if I do, I’d like to live life inside a slimmer, sexier chassis. And what do I know? HE has the solution to my problem - again. Joeboxr1@hotmail.com tells me how.
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Detoxify my system? Ovedthrr@dragonet.es just convinced me that detoxification was not all bad and that sex was good.
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To entice your Passion!
Right now, like AT&T, I fear I’m going to have to reach out and touch someone - unless my joints deteriorate before then. But I know exactly where to go to regenerate that loss. Nothere1@portugalmail.pt suggests an unbelievable course of treatment at $37.95 per bottle of 120 tablets, plus $5.95 shipping and handling.
Joint Heal has chicken collagen in it as well as the famed glucosamine sulfate. It also has MSM in it along with
Chondroitin Sulfate.
He has the woman in me figured out. But an ambiguous note from Irvin_4@hotmail.com makes me doubt the Omniscient One.
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Should I use the weapon I just found in that last message from Davil@snoopymail.com?
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2 comments:
I love this blog and enjoy your pieces....Will keep checking for updates....Harini
Harini,
Thank you so much! Which writer doesn't want to hear a kind word? Come to think of it, nasty comments are welcome too because at least you know your stuff is being read. Great to hear from you!
Kalpana
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